In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump.
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I knew within five minutes because they told me.
The autopsy led the police to arrest the carpenter who subsequently confessed.
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Dennis a carpet fitter had just finished laying a carpet for mrs branch.
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I got a pre declined credit card in the mail.
The evidence against him was irrefutable because it was found that the workman when he died was hammered.
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Yup they were working in a carpit.
The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter.
I sew elastic onto cotton panties the clerk looked up panty stitcher and found it classed as unskilled labor so she gave ole 250 a week unemployment pay.
Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car.
There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
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Collecting unemployment ole and sven worked together and both were laid off so they headed over to the unemployment office.
I knock myself out.
Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.
Just got fired from da carpet factory.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes.
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Police think it was the work of rug addicts.
A vegan and a cross fitter walk into a bar together.
The fitter says because i am smarter than you.
When ole was asked his occupation he replied panty stitcher.
Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years.
He popped outside out for a smoke only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes.
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